This is an open letter to my fellow Chris & the Crew members. Dear Crew Members,
This morning, we took a quiz to find out which of us is the most "manly." Somehow, I finished last. (If you'd like to look at the quiz and listen to us taking the quiz on the air, click here).
I believe the quiz was unfair. I mean, come on, why does the fact that someone has ridden a horse determine whether or not they are manly. What is this, the old west? Same goes for bungy jumping. If the quiz was "who is the most insane," then that would be a fair question, but "manly," I don't think so.
So in an effort to try to determine truly who is the most manly, I have created a new quiz. Just like the other quiz, give yourself one point for every question you answer "yes" to. I will post my answers next to the questions.
1) Can you honestly say that you have never watched a minute of the show Glee? (YES)
2) Do you watch Gossip Girl, the Bachelor and 90210 because they make for good conversation starters with the chicks? (YES)
3) Do you own a dancing gopher from the movie Caddyshack? (YES) Click here to watch a video of the dancing gopher that I found on YouTube.
Bonus point if you know that the dancing gopher's name in the credits of the movie was Chuck Rodent. (YES)
4) Is your cholesterol higher than 200? (YES...last time I checked it).
5) Do you hate soccer? (YES)
6) Do you have a dog that has the same name as Anchorman Ron Burgundy's dog? (YES)
7) Do you avoid the kitchen, except to eat? (YES)
8) Do you do a "spot on" impression of Borat? (YES...or so I've been told. NICE!)
9) Rather than fly, do you drive every where you go (like a manly truck driver)? (YES)
10) Do you pee standing up? (YES)
My total is 11. How did you do? Let's once and for all see who really is the manliest man on the Crew.
Sincerely,
Dave (aka, Mr. Man)
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Dave -- I was wondering how the quiz worked out, really sorry, man. Oops, actually that was the point of this reply. I will/can replace any/all use of the word "man" to "Dave" any time it comes up. So, backing up, really sorry, dave. ("man"="dave" would be lowercase 'D'). Or "Good thing that you daved up and said something about the quiz". Or "Oh get over it and be a dave about it". I am also practicing, "Who's the dave now, dawg?!". "Isle of dave", "Dave, I feel like a woman", and "all of davekind".
ReplyDeleteStill haven't figured out how to say, "exclusive audio & video at wpst dot com, just look for the On De-dave button!"
Good luck with your quest, Dave. Er, man.