Today's best tweets

Don't you love Twitter? Here are some of my favorite celebrity tweets from today:

lindsaylohan
This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is (bleeping) digusting (sic)- I've been more than I'm compliance &feeling great

Followed by...

lindsaylohan
oh, fyi i have never heard of any sort of "curfew" at all.. so this is all news to me... i always upload my scram

Uh huh.

ColbieCaillat
Pretty Little Liars premiers tonight! My song "I Won't" will be in the episode, enjoy! :-)

I love this song by Colbie (and my dvr is set to record this new show on ABC Family).

KimKardashian
I promised I was going to start eating good today! But I can't stop eating crap! What's wrong with me?

This happens to me all the time. I swear, tomorrow I'll eat healthy and start to exercise.

kelly_clarkson
Wrote and recorded one of my favorite songs today for the next album with Jason Halbert ....it's called 'Good Enough'

I hope it's good!

JohnStamos
there's nowhere in the world i'd rather be than on GLEE next season

It's confirmed. John has joined the cast of Glee. I bet Chris & Wendy will be excited.

Alyssa_Milano
Jeeze. The pressure. I wish everyone would back off Strasburg and let the boy pitch.

She's hot...and a baseball fan. That's a great combination.

MTVRonnie
listen to filthy beats on my way back to NYC.... Sick wkd on the West Coast... Be back soon

I wonder when filming at Seaside will start? Soon, I hope.

Sn00ki
At the tonight show! All guidette'D out! Yeaa buddyyyy :

I'm not a big Jay Leno fan, but for Snooki, I might have to make an exception.

thedavidcook
We just touched down in SLC. Gonna go rehearse it up, and then get some grub and maybe find some trouble to get into?

Followed by...

thedavidcook
Saw @DavidArchie at the airport! Awesome sauce!

And then...

DavidArchie
At the airport now. Just ran into @thedavidcook and his crew haha. Hope they rock it out tomorrow at the Rio Tinto! Go support! :)

What a coincidence. Too funny!